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Me Venting at SEO Email Spam

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*HI* * * *We are  SEO freelancer ** now we offer you our SEO service at cheapest cost  so and we attached SEO service offer document kindly check it.* *If you have any question about our offering services or cost of it kindly inform me* * * *Waiting for your positive response * * * * * *Thanks* * * *Regards* * * *Link Build Expert*

(In response to the email above)
Dear SEO Email Spammers,

Please stop emailing me your promises for “increased of the best SEO servicing.” Your grammar is atrocious – which, to start, would guarantee I wouldn’t hire you or even respond to your email regardless of the service you were offering.¬†

The fact is, the engines take into account horrendously poor grammar. You’re revealing up front that you’d be a terrible candidate for the service you are spamvertising.¬†Plus, 5 minutes after I deleted your first unsolicited email, another copy of the exact same email came through.

The first email was a bummer because it revealed a poor marketing plan. The second email was just annoying and disrespectful. I want to know if your mass email campaigns actually convert. Do people really email you back, offering you their credit card info, believing you are a legitimate SEO expert ready to provide excellent service? I can’t imagine anyone would – but I guess if it didn’t work, there wouldn’t be so many of these spamvertisements coming to me every week.

Peace, Love, and Unicorn Flavored Rainbow Grumdrops,

The Eclectic SEO

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Written by Daniel

March 31, 2011 at 8:27 am

Posted in Rants, SEO, Sidenote

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  1. Cool, nice hit for spammers…

    Senthil

    June 15, 2011 at 12:21 pm


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